Burly, Old Couch
Words/Music by Jason Reischel
Lazy days have got me putting of what I cannot hide 
I'll do tomorrow what I promised just give me time to move 
Off this burly, old couch 
I feel tied down and I can't remember a time when I said to you 
Take the children, take the dog, call my mother when you are through 
The great provider that you are, I know that you need to rest your head 
On this burly, old couch 
You should lie down, relax, and let me take full control for you 
You may not ask me if I'm ready to go 
You may not ask me if I forgot 
I know what I said, I will do it tonight 
Just give me time 
Lazy days have got me putting off what I cannot see 
I wrote it down, made a list 
And posted it plainly there for you to see 
But this burly, old couch 
Keeps me tied down 
And I can't remember a time when I did what I should do 
But this burly old couch 
Keeps me tied down 
And I can't remember a time when I did what I should do